Ok my friend Shelly wanted me to do this. It's actually pretty funny to read so here it goes. I may not have 50!
1) When I was 17 & 18 my friends and I would go to Blue Bonnett Palace every Friday and Saturday night!
2) Shelly said she came to me at the Clinque Counter to cover a bruise but I don't remember that ...and I never worked at the Clinque Counter...maybe a different friend Shelly!
3) I owned a pair of pearl colored Justin Roppers and hot pink Rocky Mountains that I loved! Crazy!!!
4) I still get acne ...I hate it!
5) If I drink I get drunk I can never have just have one. And I am hung over for two days not just one.
6) When I was 16 a bunch of friends stayed out all night at Keith Chipmans house.
7) One time Shelly and I stayed out all night and her step dad was driving to work when we drove in the drive way..He new my dad...I got into TROUBLE!!!
8) One time I did Crystals hair for prom.
9) I worked for Foley's for one month.
10) My son is going to be a male dancer when he grows up!
11) My feet smell really bad ...I get this from my mother! Ha!
12) I GO 100 miles an hour when doing something or I lay on the couch all day. I have no in between!!
13) I had a blue Audi car that cost $1500.00 when I was 16. I didn't know I really had a cool car...I don't think I new what an Audi was...needless to say after a week it wasn't pretty anymore.
14) My mom is my best friend of all! Even though she is crazy half the time! I love you MOM!!!
15) When I was younger I wrecked so many times I can't count...but now that I am all grown up I drive very good.
16) I had cosmetic surgery...I'm not telling if you don't know!
17) My friend Shelly has better stuff on her 50 list!
18) I am insecure!
19) George and I have been married twice! But we say we have been married for 12 years almost 13.
20) I actually LOVE my LIFE!!!! Meaning my husband and son!
21) I wish I had a real JOB! I'm board!
22) I can't spell..just ask my sister.
23) My sister is the first person in my family that graduated from college. She also just past her teaching test.
24) I love Gary Allen! I think he is super sexy!
25) I have always wanted a tattoo! One day before I die I promise.
26) I am a mixture of my mom & dad.
27) I like to scrapbook.
28) I would love to go on vacation right now.
29) One time we went to the coast and all us girls flashed our tatas ...that was really funny!
30) George and I built a house and never lived in it!
31) I dated a guy my parents hated.
32) One time Shelly and I went out and we ended up leaving with these two guys and I liked her guy better...I bet you didn't know that!LOL!
33) I didn't let my sister sit with me on the bus on her first day of school! Man I was mean!
34) I got licks in middle school because I beat up Rodney Fink on the bus. He put a vibrator in my bag!
35) Shelly, I pee my pants all the time when I laugh your not the only one.
36) I have a friend that loves Clay Walker and Micky Mouse!!!! CRAZY GIRL! She decorated her sons bedroom Micky Mouse before he was even born!
37) I love to stay in my PJ's all day!
38) I always wanted three children....but I'm glad I only have one now.
39) George proposed to me on Valentines day!
40) I saw George at Barry's Salon the night we got back together. I was on a date with another guy..he got mad at me because I talked to George the whole night.
41) I use to have so much fun going out with all the girls...I miss that!
42) I had a friend in middle school named Mandy and she had the biggest eyebrows you ever saw...sorry that was mean.
43) I have distant cousins that married each other...I think by marriage...but I don't claim them.
44) I had an aunt that died of Colon Cancer that I loved very much!
45) We have three miniature donkeys and A wiener dog.
46) Am I almost done with this....I feel like Shelly's stuff is way better! She can remember everything.
47) Speaking of remembering I can't remember guys names I dated.
48) Oh one time Steve, Shelly's husband pulled my phony pony out of my hair at the bar. I thought I was going to die. Why didn't anybody tell me not to wear that thing?
49) I always wanted to ride the mechanical bull at that bar we use to go to.
50) ok, this is the last one I need to make it good....ok yes I am Shelly's friend who works at the strip club!!! HA HA!
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7 comments:
OMG I am laughing so hard at these!!! Way to go so proud of you for making 50 things funny!
Those are great I'm so glad you can finally admit the bus story that has scared me for life!! HAHA...I love ya, mean big sis and all!!
Way to go Shellie.. that was hilarious! You are so funny! I think I almost peed my pants again, dang it! Was it the estee lauder counter? Some counter at Foley.. gosh, I hope I don't dream these things... #22 about spelling is so funny,.,.. because I always see ashlee's comments about using spell check.. but I am guilty of that- I guess its a class of 92 SV thing! I can't believe you beat up rodney Fink- I should have been scared of you! #42, OMG - I am peeing my pants! That was funny!
Shelly reading your comment almost made me pee my pants ya'll are just too much!!
You are so Funny! I miss you! I remember the night Steve pulled out your phony pony! That makes me laugh thinking about it. You were so made at him, we were at FARWEST standing by the bar. I am still laughing!
turn your phone on I need to ask you something!!!!!
I knew #50 was you! You and your big ta ta's! You go girl!
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